Religious Satire Aficionado Prints

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."

I can't believe he made me climb all the way up here just to save on shipping.

A Pan Anglican Washing Day

"Mother Superior - does that mean that she's more important than you are?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"You call this a constitution?"

A surprise in heaven

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Bishops Snooker

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."