Religious Message Appreciators Gifts

Keep Christ in Xmas.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

Finger puppets in church.

Church restrooms

Jesus and the Peeps

"He's always been an optimist."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

'I'm not sure about these, but I'll try them out on the focus group.'

"So Mr. Garvin asked, did we all have an understanding in writing? And I said, maybe we can talk about that."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

"That isn't allowed either."

"Jesus changed the water into wine and everyone drove home responsibly."

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Two friars ringing bells

Religious Speech

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

'Which father is the father?'

'There's something different about the vicar, He seems louder,'