Religious Freedom Mugs

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Carefree luggage.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Moses on the web

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"