Personal Freedom Mugs

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Squeezing the Free Press.

Carefree luggage.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Privates Beach"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

She required plenty of personal space.

UNFADED GLORY

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'More government surveillance!'