Personal Freedom Prints

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Carefree luggage.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Government a la Carte

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Privates Beach"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Privacy Conference Security

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'More government surveillance!'

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

She required plenty of personal space.

UNFADED GLORY

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'