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"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Arizona In Black

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Immigration Measures in USA.

Corruption trial in the Vatican

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'If it's all the same to you, we'd prefer not to get involved.'

'Safety Net.'

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Actual Results May Vary

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

Carl thought Jesus was the answer...

Basic Theology

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

God is dead.