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"Christian Conservative Church Today's sermon: 'Thou shall not judge: any straight, white, Republican man.' The rest of you are going to Hell"

Obey the Book or be damned!

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

A surprise in heaven

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Hallelujah!"

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

Moral Outrage.

Religious toilets.

"Can we discuss this?"

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

Trump Bible photo op

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

Reading the Bible.

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."