Religious Contributor Pillows

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Drive-thru Church

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

The ten ammendments

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"Holy moly!"

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Pastoring for Dummies

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

"We will remember them."

Jane Chastain

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

Kiss My Ring

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

"OMG, a right wing, ultra conservative, radical religious nut."

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Prayer to Share

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!

'Never was a team player.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"From now on it will be God, the Holy Non binary, God the Holy Cisgender and God the..."

'Giving back to the community is an excellent tax write-off strategy.'

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'