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Faxissimus

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

Worst. God. Ever.

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Corruption trial in the Vatican

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

Jane Chastain

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

God is dead.

"The Bible does not say that!... And if it does, it's taken out of context!... And if it isn't, it's just a metaphor!... And if it's not, it's not a big deal!... And if it is, then that's just how things were done back then!... And if... er... shut up

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"If I were your god, I'd have fact-checked this mess before publishing."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."