Religious Comedians T-Shirts

'I blame it on a typo in the scriptures, but it's always been, the Father, the Son and the Holy Goat.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Support group for sheep.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"OMG, LOL!"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

St. Elmo's fired.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Sermon Applause.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Applause

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"