Religious Cheerleader T-Shirts

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

Ice Skater

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Starfish doing the wave.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Labour Protests

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Your wife came by and left a message'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

Conformity

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"School starts soon...."

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'