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Ministry 101: Never perform a baptism in a river with a strong current.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Not guilty?"

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Folk Wedding

'They call it the people dance.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

The Aisle

A pirate and a bride