Religion Wanderers Mugs

Copyright 1340 B.C. God (Moses)

'Not that net!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'I'm an atheist!'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"What did Jesus order?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

The joy of sects.

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'