Religious Explorer Mugs

Martin Luther

The joy of sects.

"We're trying to decide which new church to join. So tell me, do you wear boxers or briefs?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Home depot."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'You must heal yourself.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

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