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Christian school student tries to change subject.

"Prebish, we usually limit our Comparative Religions course to the more reputable religions."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

Chill Out Worshippers!

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

How's my Sermon . . .

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

Pastoring for Dummies

'Is it organic?'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Do you have any coupons?'

'It's a popular misconception, but in fact, it's always been 'cod'.'

"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."

"They're really more like a bucket list."

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Trump Bible photo op

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Alcoholics drink alone... or with others!