Religion Quizmaster T-Shirts

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

The Mom quiz show

"Smart Arse"

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

Funky Facts: USA.