Religion And Work Balance Thinker T-Shirts

'I've heard you've been in church praying for a raise...you know I won't stand anyone going over my head.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

A child interrupting family prayers

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

St. Elmo's fired.

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

"He gets his best ideas that way."

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

"It's bad. He's not even responding to my emails."

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"It's his dream job ... "

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'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'

"Take. Your. Time!"

Filing Trays.

"Your wife's on the phone...."