Work-life Balance Believer T-Shirts

"We're very pleased with the flexible employee programme."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Golfing Boss

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Work/Life Balance

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Work Parfait

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.