Religion And Politics Gifts

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Nation-building never works."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Anti-Agent

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Good boy."

British savings accounts

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

In the Guru District

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'