Relays Mugs

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Hither and Yon sign

The Origami Society...

"You keep impeccable time."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

A trevor of trainspotters

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The Unsportables: Relay

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Run from the hills!

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Executive Lifestyle

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'