Relays Prints

Two men holding Olympic torches run in opposite directions

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"You keep impeccable time."

The Origami Society...

Hither and Yon sign

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The Unsportables: Relay

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Run from the hills!

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Executive Lifestyle

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

What Holds the Subway Together?