Relaxed Vibes Appreciator Pillows

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Bookworm Sleepover

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Born to be Mild.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"My feet are cold."

"He's So Your Type."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

'Drunk'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Vauxhall Gardens

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'Another tall, cold one?'

'-and in the North today it will be real cool, man...'

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Un-Hip-Flask

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

'You had a drink of water last month. Now be quiet and go back to sleep.'

Endangered species stamps

A one legged man sitting in front of his hunting trophy

Sloth Crossing

Cool Daddio-Jazz mp3s.

An aged juvenile.