Relaxed Socializer T-Shirts

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Beer Garden Kit

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

The Devil's advocaat.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Getting old...

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'I'm actually sick enough to have called in, but who wants to miss a Friday at work'