Relaxed Professionals Pillows

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

Business Vacation.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Man types with beer on his computer.

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

Dun spellchecking.

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

"She's in her happy place again."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

Success Without Effort

"This is the software for my head."

'Saturdays in paradise.'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."