Relaxed Office Professional Pillows

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Just go with the workflow."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

Business Vacation.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

"This is the software for my head."

'Saturdays in paradise.'

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

Lunch.

Naked from the waist down.

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

'Nice in Tahiti was it, Miss Tungsten?'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

Lady to other: 'Not the screen, silly - you put the white-out on the CD!'

'Reading the want ads? No, they just happened to be on the same page as this fascinating story on...um...cosmetics.'

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'