Relaxed Parent Gifts

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

'For Dad, it's a belly-top.'

Couch potato with tator tots.

'It smells like the dinner you didn't have to make.'

"Finger painting, alphabet, numbers, noisy bus ride home...better make it a chocolate."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

The best relationships are silent.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

Husband and Child in Pram

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"I'm running a loose ship."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

"What are we doing today?"

Mr. Clean Enough

'Tell dad he did a lousy paint job.'

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'The electric fence is a godsend.'

"Smoke two joints and call me in the afternoon."

Hammock resting on books.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

Family Life

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."