Relaxed Olympian Gifts

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"You are still here."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"She's in her happy place again."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

"Synchronized sitting"

"Your kind of course, dad."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

"This is the software for my head."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

'Saturdays in paradise.'

Lunch.

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

'Just stave them off! I'm putting for eagle.'

Health Club: For Regular People

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

"He usually works from home."

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'