Relationship Support Prints

Tough Love Birds

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Licensed Therapist

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"You've changed."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

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Window Treatment

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'