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So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

Tough Love Birds

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Licensed Therapist

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"You've changed."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Try Mediation

Pet a Puppy

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Window Treatment

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'