Relationship Strategists Mugs

Two men at relate

"Oh no, Dave is my reserve groom, just in case Steve doesn't show up."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'If you dislike the term divorce that much, then just think of it as downsizing the time you spend together.'

"Sure he's cute...but he's too childish!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

Dating the efficiency expert.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Separations.

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.