Relationship Satirists T-Shirts

Bring humor to everyday wear! Our relationship satire t-shirts showcase clever, funny statements ideal for those who love poking fun at love and relationship quirks.

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'No, I won't marry you, Steve, but here's a participation trophy.'

'No, I won't marry you, Steve, but here's a participation trophy.' mockup

'No, I won't marry you, Steve, but here's a participation trophy.'

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"Till death do we part. So technically, you and I are no longer married."

"Till death do we part. So technically, you and I are no longer married." mockup

"Till death do we part. So technically, you and I are no longer married."

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"I'm getting a divorce."

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"You needn't be scared of my husband catching us here. He'd never come to a dump like this."

"You needn't be scared of my husband catching us here. He'd never come to a dump like this." mockup

"You needn't be scared of my husband catching us here. He'd never come to a dump like this."

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"Well this is awkward!"

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"It's not what it seems."

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"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?" mockup

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

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Shipwrecked Couple

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Wife leaves note in the toast rack - I've left you.

Wife leaves note in the toast rack - I've left you. mockup

Wife leaves note in the toast rack - I've left you.

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'All right, I admit it. I have been seeing another woman.'

'All right, I admit it. I have been seeing another woman.' mockup

'All right, I admit it. I have been seeing another woman.'

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Let's get married in the morning...then if it doesn't work out, we haven't blown the entire day.

Let's get married in the morning...then if it doesn't work out, we haven't blown the entire day. mockup

Let's get married in the morning...then if it doesn't work out, we haven't blown the entire day.

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'God knows where you libido went!' mockup

'God knows where you libido went!'

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"You reckon Winterbottom is still in the clutches of that impossible female?"

"You reckon Winterbottom is still in the clutches of that impossible female?" mockup

"You reckon Winterbottom is still in the clutches of that impossible female?"

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King being shouted at by Queen.

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"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June." mockup

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

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'I'd invite you in, but really, this is a stranger's house I'm entering just to get away from you.'

'I'd invite you in, but really, this is a stranger's house I'm entering just to get away from you.' mockup

'I'd invite you in, but really, this is a stranger's house I'm entering just to get away from you.'

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Preventing the Discovery of an Affair mockup

Preventing the Discovery of an Affair

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"I swear, the only decent men around here are either married...or gay...or they're one of my ex-husbands!"

"I swear, the only decent men around here are either married...or gay...or they're one of my ex-husbands!" mockup

"I swear, the only decent men around here are either married...or gay...or they're one of my ex-husbands!"

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"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!" mockup

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

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'How about swapping?' - 'No thanks. But you could have two wives if you like.'

'How about swapping?' - 'No thanks. But you could have two wives if you like.' mockup

'How about swapping?' - 'No thanks. But you could have two wives if you like.'

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A bed of nails deflates a fakir's a blow up doll.

A bed of nails deflates a fakir's a blow up doll. mockup

A bed of nails deflates a fakir's a blow up doll.

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"...and to my mistress, Veronica, I leave my boyfriend, Garth."

"...and to my mistress, Veronica, I leave my boyfriend, Garth." mockup

"...and to my mistress, Veronica, I leave my boyfriend, Garth."

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"Women! Am I right?"

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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'." mockup

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?" mockup

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

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"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom." mockup

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

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"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury." mockup

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

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