Relationship Rule-setter T-Shirts

"Is this a good time to lay down some rules?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"You do like octopus?"

Dog Crossing

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Building business relations.

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"To be honest, I'm not really surprised to hear your relationship isn't working out. You're not the first bacterium and penicillium to sit in those chairs and you certainly won't be the last."

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."