Romantic Rulebreaker T-Shirts

Whoever told you you should wait three days before calling a number you got from a woman in a bar was mistaken. You should wait three years.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Pole Vault Rules

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?