Relationship Puzzle Enthusiast Gifts

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"You don't whisper anymore."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'I just want to know why you think that I didn't know that you knew that I didn't know what you meant? Hmmmmm?

Math Class Rm. 200. I don't get it --- Algebra was invented thousands of years ago and "x" is still unknown!

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Everyone thinks they can do it

Zorro does algebra.

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"O.K. Where is he?"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

'Shroffing the piefort proved it was a fido.'

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

The importance of having your Is tested.

Man comes home late from work to angry wife.

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"And that explains 'non-fungible tokens'."

Accountant to job seeker: 'Any skills besides being good at Sudoku?'

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

'If two negatives make a positive, how come two wrongs don't make a right?'

"I'm afraid I'm just not up on this new math..."