Relationship Juggler Mugs

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

State of Work...State of Marriage

"Which you am I talking to now?"

'Why did you have your hip replaced if it wasn't bothering me?'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Of course you can trust me, Larry. We've been frenemies for years!'

I hope my sacking you won't affect our marriage, James?

"Thank you so much for inviting me to play a pivotal role in your marriage. What am I to do, exactly?"

'You know you're the only woman in the world for me, Barbara, except for my wife of course.'

'If you are ringing your mentor to ask about your next move then we're FINISHED.'

'Brawk...Get dressed Frank, my husband will be home soon!...Brawwwk... Get dressed Frank, my husband will be home soon!...Brawwwk...'

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

"That's my old boyfriend. He's just staying here through the transition period."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Working Marriage

Home office manager

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"Leap years aren't so bad, on average I get to see him an extra 23.61 seconds a day."

"I really hate how your mother keeps appearing as a hologram."

"He said the one word that drives women crazy...pickleball."

"Mother says we need to talk."

'Can I play cards with the lads on Friday night?'

"I would've called and cancelled, but you know how I hate disappointing cable companies."

Six Degrees of Separation Anxiety

'Wow, I just told your mother I welcomed her criticism.'

'My wife doesn't understand me....my mistress doesn't understand me...my girlfriend doesn't understand me.'

'Yes, a diet can cause stress, especially if it's your husband's.'

'It's my husband. . . quick, under the bed..'

'I thought being married to a rodeo clown would be more fun.'

"I don't know what went wrong. He used to be just crazy about me."

'I can't say yes or no now, Steve, but Vince Johnson's option runs out next month.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Are you firing me as your sales manager or as your husband or both?

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"You did this to me."