Friendship Jugglers Mugs

"Having your friends help you move is a great deal because it saves you. few hundred bucks and all it costs you is the friendship."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Multi-Tasking

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

Complaining cricket wives

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

Love chair

"It's not what you think."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

State of Work...State of Marriage

Tightrope Walk of Romance

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"Your wife called again about that thing called love - I said you were dealing with it."

"Don't get caught."

"A word of advice: Never marry your own secretary."