Relationship Introspective Gifts

"It's not you. It's me."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

X-ray Psychology.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

'You must heal yourself.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

James decided to stay in that night.

Marcel Proust

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

The Wishing Well

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"