Relationship Goals Pursuer T-Shirts

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Sitting in a tree

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Baker Romance

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'