Relationship Goals Pursuer Mugs

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Baker Romance

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Urns in love

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."