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"Yes darling, of course you're Mr. Right... It's just that Dave here, is Mr. Righter."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

"It's a legal document authorizing you to carry out a Do Not Resuscitate order on my behalf, although heaven knows, you have a hard enough time cancelling a magazine subscription."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

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'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'Her being multi-lingual has it's drawbacks I'm afraid-she nags me in SIX languages!'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"I don't see what you see in him."

'So, did your marriage counseling work?', 'It sure did! -- She ran off with the marriage counselor!'

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

"Now who's being judgy?"

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'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

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"I don't want to get too serious."

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."