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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

A pretention of playwrights

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."