Relationship Anarchist Prints

"I don’t want to get married but I’ve always loved the idea of being a widow."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"You owe me five bucks."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"...until death do you a favor."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

Sexual chemistry set

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"Harold, you've changed."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'