Relationship Modernists Prints

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"You owe me five bucks."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"...until death do you a favor."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"Harold, you've changed."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Very Presidential."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'