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On Vixen: Confessions of a Naughty Reindeer

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"We've made a few changes."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Great Moment in North Pole History

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Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!