Reindeer Realist T-Shirts

Dec. 26

'Reindeer aren't as sweet as you think they are Jimmy, better make it a double.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Reindeer

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Christmas tree exchange

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"We've made a few changes."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Great Moment in North Pole History

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'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."