Reiki Practitioner Prints

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Turn, turn and turn.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Cactus seats.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

My God, I need to fart.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Your stress is stress-related.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Mental health

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

"Hoarder."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

Junior Doctor.

Saying Grace.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Acupuncture clinic

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Witch Doctor

"I would kill for your metabolism."