Reiki Practitioner Prints

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Turn, turn and turn.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

My God, I need to fart.

Cactus seats.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Your stress is stress-related.

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Hoarder."

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

Mental health

Junior Doctor.

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Saying Grace.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I would kill for your metabolism."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.