Playful Practitioner Prints

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

Playing Doctors.

'Mind if I cut in?'

Junior Doctor.

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

"Race you to the spleen!"

Ice Cream Surgeon

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Mixed Doubles.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Holding hands

Little doctor.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Advanced footsie

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A child as a pet substitute.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."