Meditation Practitioner Prints

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"The real treasure in life is being present."

"Hoarder."

"Ohm."

'Is it cold, windy, and miserable up here, or is it just me?'

Cactus seats.

If a bear poops in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Be Healthy

Turn, turn and turn.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

'Oh, crap.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yoga classes door.

Unguided imagery

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

My God, I need to fart.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."