Rehabilitation Ranger Mugs

'I feel I need to get some Community Service under my belt first.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"You fly into a window, too?"

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'Oh - It's you.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"I am fully functional again!"

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

Retrospection.

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'