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'I feel I need to get some Community Service under my belt first.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"You fly into a window, too?"

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Retrospection.

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'This is my third conviction and I'm still not the black sheep of the family.'

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'